The Raiders Suck

ESPN is going to be in a lot of trouble. They aired a snuff film tonight, live and to the entire nation. That is the only way to describe what the Chargers defense did to the Raiders offensive line. They raped, pillaged and killed. They did to the Raiders what Raiders are supposed to do: physically punished and generally desecrated them in every way possible. The Chargers took away from the Raiders their pride, heart, ego, everything that allowed them to call themselves men with even the slightest confidence. 9 sacks. 9.

9.

This is going to be a very long season for the Oakland Raiders. At least for you west coasters the A's will make the playoffs. Hopefully that provide enough distraction from the weekly massacres that there will be no long term psychological damage. I hope.

On a ligher note, Randy Moss thought it was Halloween and came to the game dressed as William Murderface,



and ESPN's Monday Night Football coverage is an ungodly abomination spawned from the unholy marriage of Josef Stalin and the guy who came up with the Subway Jared commercials.

UPDATE: And then we have this.

The San Francisco Chronicle reported on its Web site that disgruntled receiver Jerry Porter who was inactive for the 27-0 drugging the Raiders absorbed from the San Diego Chargers on Monday night, was seen laughing and pumping his fist on the sidelines when Raiders teammate Aaron Brooks was sacked for the seventh time.

The 2006 Oakland Raiders season will be a comedy of epic porportions.