Lost In The Bullpen

"Hello!!!! HELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

IT'S AWFUL LONELY OUT HERE!!!!!!!!!! DID YOU FORGET I'M ON THE TEAM?!?!?!?!?!?! I'M STILL GETTING PAYCHECKS!!!!!!! I ASSUME THAT MEANS I'M STILL ON THE TEAM!!!!!!!!! I HOPE YOU DIDN'T RELEASE ME AND FORGET TO TELL ME AND THEN BECAUSE OF A COMPUTER GLITCH IN PAYROLL I'M STILL GETTING PAID!!!!!! YOU KNOW, I USED TO BE A CLOSER!!!!!! AND I HEARD OUR CLOSER IS INJURED!!!!!!! I THINK I MAY BE OF ASSISTANCE TO YOU!!!!!!! ONE OF THE GROUNDSCREW HAD TO TELL ME!!!!!!!! EVERYONE ELSE ON THE TEAM SEEMS TO ASSUME THAT I'M A JANITOR!!!!!! THEY SAY IF I'M A PITCHER I THEY'D KNOW BECAUSE I'D BE PITCHING!!!!!!! I TELL THEM I WANT TO!!!!! THEY SAY EVERYONE WANTS TO!!!!!!! THAT'S WHEN I RUN OUT OF MATERIAL AND CLEAN THE TOILETS!!!!!!!

IT'S REALLY BORING OUT HERE!!!!!!!!! IF I'M NOT GOING TO PITCH I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!!!! OH WAIT, DAVID CONE GAVE ME SOME TIPS ON HOW TO KILL TIME OUT HERE!!!!!!!!"