J-E-T-S
So the New York Jets preseason starts tonight, playing in Tampa Bay.
Curtis Martin? Physically unable to perform and rumored to retire.
Kevin Mawae? Gone.
Wayne Chrebet? Retired. Thanks for everything, Wayne. We'll see you in a few years when your number is retired.
Chad Pennington? His arm is being held together with velcro, duct tape, and prayer. I'm expecting him to fall apart like Simon in "Airplane! 2".
If the team is 6-10... I'm happy.
Curtis Martin? Physically unable to perform and rumored to retire.
Kevin Mawae? Gone.
Wayne Chrebet? Retired. Thanks for everything, Wayne. We'll see you in a few years when your number is retired.
Chad Pennington? His arm is being held together with velcro, duct tape, and prayer. I'm expecting him to fall apart like Simon in "Airplane! 2".
If the team is 6-10... I'm happy.
posted by Matty at 2:03 PM
1 Comments:
You forgot chewing gum and pixie dust.
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